6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via itsraininbritishmen)

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

(via rj4gui4r)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via kryptonite-mia)

koschei-the-ginger:

johnnyrocket93:

teenage—werewolf:

euphoriaexists:

thehipsterhobbit:

bennyslegs:

dontanswerit:

bennyslegs:

farewellfridaynights:

bennyslegs:

it’s 2013 and there’s no delivery service for ice cream and ice lollies?

fuck this earth

what the fuck is an ice lollie

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those are fucking popsicles

NOT IN ENGLAND THEY FUCKIN AINT

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yes well, America has Ice cream trucks

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excuse me?

United Kingdom has not only ice cream trucks

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BUT FUCKING ICE CREAM BOATS

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suck it up Americaimage

(via itsraininbritishmen)

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

(via itsraininbritishmen)

katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

(via itsraininbritishmen)

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

(Source: sgerbwd-brawychus, via sawapachii)